Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you’re not too big? That maybe this place is just too small?
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STANNIS BARATHEON’S KICK-ASS GOING TO WAR MIX TAPE
By Stannis Baratheon, Rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros—-
{1.} HYUNA | Bubble Pop!
(Ooh boy) 거품처럼 거짓 맘을
{2.} THE B’52S | Rock Lobster
Everyone had matching towels{3.}TALKING HEADS | Psycho Killer
I hate people when they’re not polite
{4.} LIMP BIZKIT | Break Stuff
It’s all about the he-says, she-says bullshit{5.} HANSON | Mmm Bop
When you get old and start losing your hair
{6.} PRIMAL SCREAM | Rocks
Johnny ain’t so crazy
{7.} ANITA WARD | Ring My Bell
Now did you really miss me?{8.} LADY GAGA | Teeth
Don’t be scared. I’ve done this before
{9.} HAWKSLEY WORKMAN | Stay Drunk & Keep Fucking
Baby, baby, there’s no-one left to trust
{10.} SHAGGY | Mister Boombastic
Gee wheeze baby please
{11.} MARVIN GAYE | Let’s Get It On
We’re all sensitive people
{12.} D-REAM | Things Can Only Get Better
I got my personal health to deal with
{13.} ABBA | Waterloo
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way—-
fucking goats man
so you think you know what the most badass animal is
well you’re wrong because the most badass animal is actually the goat
why, you ask? well let me hit you with some KNOWLEDGE
You’re allergic to poison ivy. Goats aren’t. Goats EAT poison ivy.
Rash? No, fuck you. Nutrition, that’s what.
What do you make in your milk? Nothing. You make nothing in your milk. Your milk is just milk and that’s it. Goats produce SPIDER SILK IN THEIR MILK. THEY LACTATE SPIDER SILK.
That spider silk is harvested and used for bulletproof vests. Goat milk is bulletproof. Is your breast milk bulletproof? No.
Could you fucking climb a craggy ass rock mountain? Doubt it. Goats can. And they love it. They do it for fun, just for shits and giggles. They like the challenge.
He isn’t even mad. He’s getting some exercise. That’s all. Good for you if you can run the Boston Marathon. This guy can climb the highest mountain in like a day, so fuck you.
Scientists are unable to track the sleep/wake cycle of wild goats because their sleeping patterns are so rare and unpredictable. They’ve come to the conclusion that they rest by other means, and just don’t sleep.
They only wait.
Did I mention they have HORIZONTAL PUPILS
BECAUSE THESE HARDASS MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HORIZONTAL PUPILS
This goat is in the snow because it doesn’t care about what you think. But if you don’t think goats are the most badass animal in the entire animal kingdom then you’re wrong.
So wrong.What the fuck are those spots on that dam?
FUCKING GOATS
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Read it and weep. Literally.
Some of these scenes, while they didn’t add anything to the movie itself and would have stuttered the flow of it, are a goddamn goldmine of feels.
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